It’s February 1st, and that means a new issue of The Clown Car! Lots of great entries today, and it was hard to choose a best. I persevered, however. Humor, my friends, is not easy.
Madeleine Begun Kane presents Vintage Wisdom – wherein we learn an important truth: nobody wine connoisseurs are total charlatans. Madeleine wins this edition of The Clown Car because she reaffirmed my belief in wine snobbery being complete hogwash.
Brett Sanders presents Obama’s New Bathroom Bill – wherein we learn of a bill that would eliminate the need to ask “What’s taking you so long?” in a public restroom, as well as Street Hookers: The New Endangered Species – wherein we get to read about Prostitution 2.0.
(NOTE: – This one has a slight profanity in the URL, but is a really good read, nonetheless)
Arian Adams – presents I’m Sorry Mom And Dad – wherein we all feel better about ourselves as children.
reesan presents Publicly Sleeping Salarymen – wherein our faith in Japan as one culture radically different than ours is redeemed.
Cheryl Ragsdale presents Guy Starts Dance Party At Music Festival – wherein we receive a missive to record ourselves dancing in public.
And that’s it! I actually got to to reject someone this time, and let me tell you, I am simply heady with power*. Thanks to those participating, and enjoy! Come back March 1st for Issue 3!
*I’m sorry, but a synopsis of a sitcom just isn’t funny.
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hahaha! too funny – I hope you don’t reject me next month. I shall be especially careful with my selection so as not to offend. I do hope you enjoyed your “heady with power” experience, Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Cheryl, don’t worry. As long as you keep writing funny stuff, I certainly will keep accepting it. I literally had someone just post a synopsis from a Simpsons episode. That’s the least funny thing on earth.
Thank for your your posts, they’ve always been really good. That, and last month’s was great. That may be because I love a good tattoo on a woman, but if I’m biased, so be it.
Japanese salary men don’t get enough sleep which is why they sleep on trains. They often rush to work so quickly that they have mad the art of getting ready real fast in the morning
http://www.japansugoi.com/wordpress/japanese-salaryman-5-minute-wake-up-and-go/